PESIT Confessions

Miss Me?

~Styx

Only the bets you can win.
Only the hearts you can conquer.
Only the actions you can undo.
Only the fame you can handle.

Do it for your people, Do it for you pride.
Because Everyone's there with you and your Fame,
But No one's there for you when you are off your Game.


©750

Wishing you a Happy Diwali

Anonymity is beautiful

~Styx

Confession #750

there is a guy in 2nd yr mechanical, h**** r**...i have a crush on him since last semester.. the way he walks in aggression...i just love it......i used to see him near sutta gali and outside college smoking(not good) but dis semester he has stopped coming to f block donnt knw y???....if u r reading dis than remember me I m the girl who pushed u in the xerox shop once.... i wont be able to come near u directly i m sry...
girl in lovewithu #

Confession #749

I love pot.

Confession #748

To Confession #741

I had to google who Sasha grey is :-P

Confession #747

since am unemployed and cant afford to go to high profile places like my other friends ,i send sms to radio stations hoping to win gift vouchers ...

Confession #746

my boyfriend humiliated me in public yesterday , i hacked his account today :(

Confession #745

I walk into the campus from the other gate and fiddle with my house keys when I'm near the oat so that people think i drive to coll everyday.

But I actually take the public bus everyday.

Confession #744

I was born to a very poor family in Harihar
taluk, Davangere
I was the only one to get education in my
family
was brilliant in my school days, could do
2+2=1 in less than a second. I was
everybody's favorite

with lots of interest in kannad literature, i
wanted to gets arts degrees
but was forced to take science
and then engineering in mechanical

My B.E was from UBDT Davangere, spent
most of my years there
i will go ahead and attempt a joke: I never
failed in my engineering, always first class, in
fact i was a topper

then my M.E was from UVCE, PHD from BU, i
still don't know how i got these degrees. after
my PHD people started calling me with doctor
prefix! why?? i don't know! i never did medical!
maybe people are mad!

then all of a sudden, i had this urge to ruin
others life! especially students
hence i took up teaching profession.

I was a professor in prestigious
colleges like RVCE, PESIT and Cambridge IT,
they were not famous then. Frankly they would
have been more famous now if hadn't gone
there..
I recently once tried to visit DSCE

but was not allowed inside
then after years and years of teaching

with my influence and something else

I was made the VC (Vote for Cash) person of
VTU (V Torture U) in 2010. i will find the
person who made this hilarious VTU expansion
and kill him. how dare he
insult my money bank.
Now VTU was not a new place to me ok, I was
a Special officer of VTU when it was founded
in 1998. I knew I could make a lot of money
here
after discussions with the like minded people, I
introduced some new schemes to increase my
bank balance, Like 1)Fail students and make
them apply for reval, in some cases fail them
again and see if they apply for challenge reval.
2)simply keep an option like re-totaling stuff

3)500 bucks for photocopy, (20 rs for
photocopy, 60 for courier and 420 rs
miscellaneous charges ;-) )
4) give some students yearback, and get more
money from them in next exam.

now I like PES students because they
staunchly apply for reval, and till now my
biggest source of income is from you guys

I'll tell you a secret, we never evaluate your
paper while in my engineering i
stole this project, random number generator
(RNG)

we use this RNG to give you marks, your
results are just random numbers from this
machine, no wonder you never get expected
marks
I have a LOT (like lot) more to confess
, but its money time now..so see you
soon.
#$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
#1982
I am Dr. H Ma*es*ap*a (Below Poverty
Line) Disclaimer: This is a work of pure fiction.
Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead is
purely coincidental.
this is for fun only, system in VTU is not
wrong just because of one person

#2013

this is #!.?

Confession #743

Hey, Zombie-Lady-in-A-Block-who-never-turns-down-the-opportunity-to-snatch-away-our-phones-and-give-us-dirty-looks-for-no-foggiest-idea-at-all, would it kill you(I know zombies are dead and all, but still.....) to even crack a smile once? ?
----1PI12*****

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