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Can your sister even 😍💞😍

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When you meet your mother after 5 years... Karibu nifichwe

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I can't comment now..Im still healing from my uncle's slap, he found me looking for my shoes in his wallet 😭😭🚶🚶
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SON: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this
awesome girl!
FATHER : That's great son. Who is she?
SON : It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter
FATHER : Ohhh! I wish you hadn't said that. I
have to tell u something son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is
actually your sister.
The boy naturally bummed out, but a couple of
months later
SON: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even
hotter!
FATHER: That's great son. Who is she?
SON: It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter.
FATHER: Ohhhh! I wish you hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and the son was
so mad, he went straight to his mother
SON: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with
six girls but, I can't date any of them because
daddy is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately
MOTHER: My love, you can date whoever you
want. Don't listen to him. He isn't your father.

Masekete atonya ukuna ya Soil ikovi nundu wa silingi 500 ata mbaka kilemba Kya silingi 3,000 kiivaluka?😅😅😅😅

Watu wa Nairobi mkija ushago tell your kids Shosh akienda nyuma ya nyumba wasimfuate....🤣🤣

Dear young men ;

MARRIAGE (and Relationship ) is not difficult.

Wewe ndiye unajiwekelea mizigo miziiito ambayo sio ya league yako. Unawacha wasichana weeengi wa class yako unang’ang’ana kupata msichana ambaye sio wa class yako. Ambaye ako juu yako sana. Anakuwa expensive for you. Anakuwa unaffordable to you 😅😅……Anakuwa uncomfortable being with you.
Unakwama.
Hapa Kenya kuna millions of simple, educated, very beautiful and intelligent ladies who are in your class.
And they are not after millions. They want you as you are.
Watakupenda bure. Ukipita 30 bila mtu you are the problem.
Punguza tamaa upate mtu.

To that soul that loves me secretly without telling me
You are very stupid 🤌 🤌😁Sasa mbona Sasa hausemi?🔥😳😳😳😳