REAL LIFE Issues

If I became an option in your life please don't choose me.

Ladies, please pay attention!

Men typically have two main reasons for being with women: S*X and LOVE. However, when it comes to marriage, most men don’t marry for these reasons. They marry for STABILITY.

What I mean by that is:

A man can love you and still not marry you. He might be with you s*xually for years without proposing. But once he meets someone who brings stability into his life, he will marry her.

By "stability," I mean "Peace of Mind." Men often say, "I love this woman, but I don’t think I can spend my life with her." When men think about marriage, they’re not focused on things like wedding dresses or bridesmaids, like many women are. Instead, they think, “Can this woman create a home with me? Can she take care of our children and me? Will she give me peace and comfort?”

Men seek peace. They avoid women who bring stress into their lives. This is why a man might stay with one woman for years but marry someone else after a shorter time.

For men, it’s not just about s*x or love; it’s about RESPECT, because respect brings STABILITY.

We keep learning everyday

If a man does this in a few minutes after touching or kissing him, be happy. He has a strong physical connection with you. He thinks about you.

Mamunayo amava kukoma kumugwila kokha.

In first two rounds a man who has strong feelings for you will have to exhaust what his testicles have produced, he has to cm faster.

That's normal

If a man doesn't cm faster in first two rounds doubt if he has a physical connection with you.

Zitha kutheka he is only lusting you rather than having feelings for you. Don't confuse the two. Lust is based on selfishness while feelings base on mutual pleasure.

Expect a man who claims to have feelings for you to last longer in his third round. Some do it in their second. If a man is weak in his third round then something is not right.

Judge a man in his third round

"Mind you I am the life coach. I can write anything I want to about life"

Not for children Under 18 years 🥹

A true friend is like a p*nis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, ... That's origin of "BP"!

3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're f..ked.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

5. Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's P*nis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

Does lack of s*x has any bad effect in the man's body

*When a man is gentle, soft and consistently respects a woman, that's when her nervous system starts healing.*

*That's why some women have that special glow when they're being loved right in a relationship.*
*It's not the love itself, it's the emotional safety.*

*KUDOS TO EVERY MAN LOVING HIS WOMAN RIGHTLY*