SAHO Heritage

"when you finally realized that you shouldn't have taken physics as one of your subject!"😂

every time😂😂

দুই মাতাল রেললাইন ধরে হাঁটতে হাঁটতে এগিয়ে
যাচ্ছে.....




একজন বলল: এত লম্বা সিড়ি উঠতে উঠতে ক্লান্ত হয়ে
গেলাম!!!





অন্যজন বলল: আরেকটু অপেক্ষা করো, ঐ দেখ লিফট
আসতেছে উপরে যাইতে আর টাইম লাগবোনা!!!

এক লোক এক বাসায় গিয়ে পানি চাইল...
ছোট বাচ্চাঃ পানি নেই
লাচ্ছি চলবে??
লোকঃ অবশ্যই
অনেক শুকরিয়া
লোকটি ৫ গ্লাস লাচ্ছি পরপর খেয়ে
জিজ্ঞেস করল,
“ তোমাদের বাসায় কেও
লাচ্ছি খায় না?? ”

বাচ্চাঃ জী খায়

কিন্তু আজ
লাচ্ছি তে টিকটিকি পড়ে গেছেতো তাই
কেও
খায়নি!!
এ কথা শুনে লোকটির হাত থেকে গ্লাস
পড়ে গেলো!!
বাচ্চাটি কাঁদতে কাঁদতেবললঃ “আম্মু,
ইনি গ্লাস
ভেঙ্গে ফেলেছেন !!

এখন কুকুর দুধ খাবে কিসে.....

:v :v

A Boy was driving a car. A girl on scooty
overtook him.
Boy shouted,

“Hey Buffalo”
Girl turned back n shouted..

“you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey”

Suddenly she had an accident
She was hit by a buffalo crossing d road.

MORAL:
“Girls never understand what a boy wants 2
say” ;)
:3 :v

Biggest Problem In Love :/


Good Guy Gets Wrong
Girl..:3


Good Girl Gets Wrong
Guy..
They Fall In Love
&
Good Ones Get Cheated..-_-

Now The Good Guys
Thinks,
All Girls Are Fraud..:(
&
Good Girls Thinks,
All Guys Are Flirts..>_<




When Good Guy Meets
Good Girl,
They Avoid Falling In
Love
&
Become Just Good
Friends..! :(

THERE ARE 4 KINDS OF MEN..

1. THE EUROPEANS
they have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd
but they love their wife most .:p

2 THE AMERICANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd
but they love their girlfrnd the
most.. :3

3. THE BANGLADEHIES
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds
but they love their mother the
most..
bangali...^_^

And the special one



4. THE ARABS
They have 4 wives and 1
girlfrnd. But they love their
camel the most!! :D

yaaah Habibi!!....:v :v :p

In 1902, a professor asked his student
whether it was God who created
everything that exists in the universe ?

Student replied : Yes
He again asked : what about evil ?
Has God created evil also ? .
The student got silent....
Then the student requested that may
he ask a question for him ?

Professor allowed him to do so.
He asked : Does cold exist
Professor said : yes ! Dont u feel the cold dear
Student said : I'm sorry but ur wrong
sir.
Cold is a complete absence of heat..
There is no cold, it is only an absence of
heat. Student asked again : Does darkness
exist ?
Professor said : yes !
Student replied : ur again wrong sir.
There is no such thing like darkness.
Its actually the absence of light. Sir ! We always study light
& heat, but not cold
& darkness.
Similarly, the evil does not exist.
Actually it is the absence of love, faith &
true belief in God. :)

That student was swami vivekananda !!!! ^_^

A boy proposed a girl,
and she rejected his proposal, :3

but

The boy was not sad,
His friends asked him,
“Why are you not sad?" o.O

He replied: Why should I be sad?
I lost the one who never loved me.
but she lost the one who really loves her. ;)

Its her bad luck not mine (y)

✪✪ মনে রাখুন কাজে দিবে ✪✪

✪ ২৫ বছর পূর্তিকে বলা হয় রজত জয়ন্তী।
_
✪ ৫০ বছর পূর্তিকে বলা হয় সূবর্ণ জয়ন্তী।
_
✪ ৬০ বছর পূর্তিকে বলা হয় হীরক জয়ন্তী।
_
✪ ৭৫ বছর পূর্তিকে বলা হয় প্লাটিনাম
জয়ন্তী।
_
✪ ১০০ বছর পূর্তিকে বলা হয় শতবর্ষ
জয়ন্তী।
_
✪ ১৫০ বছর পূর্তিকে বলা হয় সার্ধশত
জয়ন্তী।

juniors thinks. .
which idiots we just have asked?!

:v

Dedicated to All The Engineers.. !!

I Never Believed In Luck
But Engineering Taught Me to.:)

I Never Believed In Shocking Miracles
But Engineering Taught Me to..;)

I Never Believed Results Could Be So Freaky...
But Engineering Taught Me to..:p

I Never Believed , I Could Smile at Professor Who
Screwed My life
But Engineering Taught Me to..:v

I Never Believed, I Could Study 1000 pages In 1 Night
But Engineering Taught Me to..;)

I Never Believed, I Could Write 36 Pages In 3 Hrs
But Engineering Taught Me to..:p

I never Believed, friends could be so handy to help out
writing exam
But Engineering taught me to..:3

I Never Believed, "I Could Cry Without Tears"
But Engineering Taught Me that to.. :v

Enjoy one of the most interesting courses offered in the
world
Enjoy the thrill
Enjoy the impossibilities.. !! :v

If you're an Engineer then Proud to be one..!! :)