Uclove 2023/24

Fu***ng ban vapists and smokers

My friend showed me this post and I was like damn was that me 😂? By any chance was the ex army man with the bunda a singaporean Indian ?

Short annoying asn president got so drunk at ioe - please have my children.

Chinese boy in white knit jumper doing passmed in student centre near the window… are you passmed because i need to do you so bad 😜

To the tall blonde boy wearing the Tommy jacket at phineas 22/11/23. We didn't talk but we almost made eye contact - it was enough. If you like brunettes who are slightly crazy I'm all yours xx

Is the Nature and conversation society prez single. You're cute!

year abroads are so much harder than they were made out to be, this is not my euro-year this is my euro-fear-of-failing

A cute indian girl was sat next to me in the student centre and was building a dcf model. I couldn’t take my eyes off of hers. I would so let her to model me anyday. I have been going back to the student centre everyday but I haven’t seen her around 🥲. I did look at her phone though and saw she liked a ucl tories post so I know where to find her but idk if I should ask her out? But idm a sugar mommy and I could technically make her convert. If anyone knows her, could you pass on my message

Why are so many medics making these posts. Aren’t y’all supposed to be good at interpersonal communication? Grow a pair and speak to them.

Hey YJ, missed your vibe at the society pub crawl! Was hoping to see you there, and when you didn't show, I decided it wasn't the same without you💔. When can I see you next?🥹

Need someone to bend me over, pressed up against them single paned windows on the 10th floor of torrington. Wanna watch the whole of London as I get rammed from behind uwu

As you will soon be. Enjoy it my friend, it will be over before you know it.

lol I'm only 23. But still, being 18/19 is a different kind of fun.