Oye Salle Kal Exam Ha kuch aata hai :-D

अर्ज किया है -:
मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी,


मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी,



हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि
वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी.

पति ने पत्नी को मेसेज भेजा-
"मेरी जिंदगी इतनी प्यारी, इतनी खूबसूरत बनाने के
लिए तुम्हारा शुक्रिया। मैं आज जो भी हूं, सिर्फ
तुम्हारी वजह से हूं। तुम मेरे जीवन में एक
फरिश्ता बनकर आई हो और तुमने ही मुझे जीने
का मकसद दिया है। लव यू डार्लिंग!"











पत्नी ने रिप्लाई किया-
"मार लिया चौथा पैग ...

Breakfast CAN Be PAINFUL when
Wife orders:
Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubal dena
& Servant asks:
Memsaab, Apka bhi doodh garam karu
Madam: Abhi nahi, Sahab ko jane de

Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh
jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja
jaata hai.

Teri khamoshi aur udasi ki wajah
hum samajh na sake ae dost





maaf karna humse agar koi khata hui ho
toh ..

Qatil haseena ki qatil angreji...
He:" hiiiiii....
she:" How are you ??


He:" I m fine,thank you..:))


She:" Maine puchha, how are
you ??


He:" I replied na.. M fine..


She:" ek to tum logo ka angrezi ka
problem
bahut hai upar se aa gaye fb pe
chat karne...
Maine puchha How are you??
Matlab tum kaun
ho??


He:" Didi, bas apna chhota bhai
samjho....

SOLID BEIZZATI..... ;D



Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai :
hii friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?












Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka
mob. Leke diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka
sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh
le,,...!!!....h umse
kya poochti hai 'bhootni' kahi
ki....;D ;D

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe
bachcha nahi ho raha!





Saheli: Tumhara pati namard
hoga..?









Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi
namard hi lagta hai...
Jo samajh gya thoko

Different types of Call summaries:
Boy to boy!
00:00:59

Boy to mom!
00:00:50

Boy to dad!
00:00:30

Boy to girl!
01:23:59

Girl to girl!
05:29:59

Girl to boy!
miss call

Wife to Husband:
Not Responding :p

Papu chup chap.. TerRace par baitha
tha,


Bahut udas tha, yaaro



Tabhi uske papa wahan aaye aur
bole,


Papa:" beta, kya baat hai, mujhe
batao mai
tumhara dost jaisa hi hu,





Papu:" are yaar!, apni item se baat
kar raha tha
to teri wali item ne bahut maara.!
.
Papa Shocked -PAPU Rocked

4 bewakoof doston ne mil ke
petrol pump khola
1 bhi customer nahi aaya.
Kyun :| ..??
petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Chal ek aur Fir charo ne usi floor pe
restuarent khola.
1 bhi customer nahi...
Kyu..??
petrol pump ka board nai hataya..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.
Kyu..?
2 dost aage and 2 piche
baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
Chal ek aur..
ye last hai
Taxi kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khud dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
Kyu.?
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the...
Chal ek aur..plz
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne
baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa.
warna tujhe maar denge. .
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa
ne paise de bhi diye.
Kyu..?
bachhe ka baap bhi un
bewakoofon ka dost tha...
tu banta hy na

Girl:"Janu apni ye Diamond ring mujhe de
do...


Boy:"kyo dear ??


Girl:"me roz ise dekh kar tumhe yaad krungi...


Boy:"yaad toh tum wese bhi mujhe karogi..


Girl:"wo kese ??


Boy:"ye soch kar ki mujse diamond ring
mangi thi Kamine ne nhi di...
hahahaah LOl Thoko Like...