Sebastian Michaelis School for Butlers

How do you all keep finding this page? Like... Does it just come across randomly for you all?

I used to use this page I made as something to fill my personal profile with. And from there, I've had a surprising amount of people like this page.

It's almost 2023 and I'm astonished you all still manage to find this page. How?

The year is 2021. How are you all still finding this page? Better question, how have three of you checked in to this fake establishment?

This is where the set address to this fake page takes you. Did they let you in? Who lives here? I need to know. Aspiring minds need to know.

Hello! I feel the need to let you all know that this establishment doesn’t exist. It’s purely a gag account I made for my personal page. I’ve been asked where this establishment is located or the number to it. There is none. They all don’t exist.

But one of you someone checked in... Which is astonishing.

I made this page a long time ago, simply to fill a specific section of my personal account with. Seeing more than 2,000 of you like this page is absolutely flabbergasting. Although I may not use it for much, I thank you all.

The fact that this page gets constant support, although it’s perhaps one of the least active pages, is astonishing to me. I genuinely must thank you all. It’s truly incredible.

Greetings. I noticed that this page has three check-ins. The issue with this is the fact that the page should have no check-ins. This establishment doesn’t exist... So, I give you props if you have visited the address I’ve applied to the page.

Greetings! I cannot constantly express how I haven’t the fondest of clues how you all have found this page, but I humbly thank you for following. Admittedly, I rarely post content, but your support is still appreciated.

Greetings! While I, admittedly, rarely use this page for anything useful, I still become notified when people like it. I appreciate it whole heartedly.

I still don’t know how people find this page.

Hello! One or two of you have actually messaged me for help, regardless the reason. I won’t disclose details, however I’d like to believe that I’m a firm believer in helping people in any dilemma. My inbox is always open and I always receive a notification when I receive one. If you need any sort of help at all, whether it be trivial or maybe something that depresses you, or even idle chitchat, I’ll always greet you warmly.

Hello! In case any of you were wondering, NO this is not a real establishment.

It seems one or two of you were under the impression it was. It certainly isn’t.