You know you went to St Dunstan's when...

the librarian insults your dress sense

Bridget the cleaner, was and still is, the best thing about that place!

both the staffroom and the sixth form get less action than a year 8 english class

teachers got married to students...

you get finger with your custard

it's the only place in the world where you pay £13,000 a year to be surrounded by chicken shops

the only day the teachers don't leave at 3.45 is the day before open day...and then you come in the next day to find your classroom transformed- similarly, you go in on open day to look at the school and when you accept your place you find out it's nothing like what they told you!

you can think of several people (possibly including yourself) who've had s*x in the music block/biology staircase/the old library!

everyone who did IB was a bit weird...and the few who weren't weird when they started were weird by the time they finished

you showed your report to your friend and they were almost identical...then you showed it to the rest of your class...who also had virtually the same thing written down

Come on guys- lets get all of SDC on here! Invite your friends and add stuff!

they think they can tout the school out for weddings...because getting married in Catford is really way to begin a successful marriage....