Prince Robin Kenan

Don't be over excited about New Year..... Only the calendar will change..... Your Wife, husband, Boss, Salary & Job will remain the same....kama unadaiwa na fuliza, mshwari,Tala the rule remains you have to pay...

- Your family doesn't know how much difficulties and pressure you go through in your daily life or in your job.

And your work doesn't know the circumstances of your life and your home.

Your colleagues, your friends, and loved ones will not understand the size of the new and old responsibilities that are above you.

And your partner is always expecting unconditional love and support from you, he wont understand the amount of pressure you go through no matter how much you talk and explain to him.

No one will understand what you're really going through and they most likely don't appreciate efforts.

Because you live in Nairobi, you keep asking me “how’s Mumias?”
Did you leave Mumias in my hands??
🤔🤔😅

Dear God,,. Ulisema nikishindwa nikuite,,,, mwili unazidi kuwa weak najiuliza lini mambo itajipa,,,, machozi kibao nalia usinipite,, au Roady nangojea ni ingine ulishasepa,,,,, ulimesema you'll never leave me,,, but nafeel nimeachwa Kwa desert solo naumia,,, ulidai niombe you'll give it to me ama kile naomba si changu na nang'ang'ana!! Nang'ang'ania? Yes nang'ang'ania juu si Bible imedai nitaishi fiti na life poa watanipatia,,,,,najua nimekosa,,,najua sifai tena kuitwa wako,,mawazo yangu ni chafu,,nimekuwa looser,,sijabeba courage yako,,,nimecheza rafu(rough),,nilikosa hope juu niliona life inazidi kuwa worse,,niliwazia rope but nikakumbuka huwanga curse,,,uko na soap nioshe tena nipate nafasi,,,,, dear God nilikua na uchungu tyme kwako naegemea but I'm being mocked,,it's true wanauliza uko wapi juu nafeel I'm blocked,,,life yangu na Yao wakicompare wanajiona Bora,,sina doh sina 4m niko tu,,natry kufunga but opponent wamehigher Gola,, shoot inampita ni ya juu,,,,haiwezekani eti watu wako na ukoo na king wanasuffer,,,if wako poa wale wanaserve Lucifer,,,,what I know ni eti my king hujawai shindwa,,so ntakungoja Hadi tym wataprove we ni bingwa

RULES for those who will be drinking BUT NOT BUYING this
Christmas eve:

1. Respect the buyer.
2. Greet the buyer before you sit.
3. In case the buyer's phone goes off due to battery empty, quickly put his sim card in your phone and yours in the empty safaricom wallet.
4. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.
5. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.
6. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.
7. Buyer's jokes are always funny so you must laugh out loud.
8. If there is only one lady at the table she belongs to the buyer.
9. When the buyer fights, fight; even if you are skinny and weak, my friend, fight!
10. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink.
11. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks

Thank you for cooperation
Merry Christmas 🎄 and Prosperous New Year 🎈🎈🎈

Finally,
Just 7 Days To The End Of 2023.

To God Almighty = I Say Thank You.
To my true friends = I Appreciate You All.
To those who showed me love = I' m Grateful.
To those who hurt me = I Forgive And Forget.
To those I really hurt = I'm So Sorry, Please Forgive Me.
To those who challenged me = Lets Do It Again.
To those I showed love to = I Still Love You And Will Continue To Love You.

To those who helped me = I Am So Grateful And Will Reciprocate In Due Season.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING 2023 A FRUITFUL YEAR FOR ME.

ON BEHALF OF MY FAMILY
WISHING YOU A PROSPEROUS 2024 AHEAD.

So many of us, “innocent guys” passed through this stage back then in the School
It is really not funny. After nights of
“rehearsals” on how to present the “manifesto”, once you see her, your legs would grow weak your voice lost and you feel the ground could just open and swallow you.
Even those gingering you, pushing and pulling, would not understand how helpeless you were....
don’t be scared, be a man Go….

If i laugh too much, it doesn't mean that i don't have some pain. If i smile too much, it doesn't mean that i don't have something bothering me. Some of these smiles have hidden too much pain and tears.

Most men cry in silence at night when everyone is sleeping when life gets hard..no one understands the pain of a man🥺

Do you know why I always laugh at every man saying they don't understand women?

How can you understand what was created while you were asleep?

SHOW LOVE TO YOUR SPOUSE

A group of Kenyan husbands gathered at a conference on "How to live in a loving relationship with their wife". The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: "I love you, sweetheart." Then the men were asked to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's response to the love message..

Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again.
2. That was then, not now.
3. You want to borrow money again?
4. What did you do again. I won’t forgive you this time!
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming!
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, I'll kill you today!
9. You!!!! This man!!!!! I asked you to stop drinking!
10. Seriously?
11. Umechizi
12. What have you eaten?
13. Mapepo,shindwe!!!
14. I can't believe this
15. Dunia isimame nishuke

Ladies and gentlemen which number do you belong to?