Sheri Baba Pr0ducti0n

Power of "Sadqa"

a girl to doctor on phone:
Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?

Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai...

Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai

Tum saans waha par leti ho
Aur badbu yaha par aati hai

This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom. mad called police.
mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.
policeman: r u mad?
mad: yes i m mad.
policeman: you fool?
mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms

3 bachon wali aik bewa aurat nay 3 bachon walay shohar say shadi ki..
shadi k baad dono kay phr 3 bachay hogaye..
1 din ghar may bachon ki zabardast jang lag g*i..
biwi nay shohar ko fone kiya: jaldi ghar ajayein apkay bachay aur meray bachay mil kar hamaray bachon ko maar rahay hain :D