Superyacht Sunday School

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The most hated shift in yachting isn’t what you think 😵‍💫

🔻 It’s not the 15 hour charter day. It’s not scrubbing the hull in 35° heat. It’s the one where you’re completely alone from 10pm to 7am and nobody even knows you exist 🫣

🔻 Night watch. You’re 22 years old standing on the bridge of a 40 million dollar yacht at 3am... and if you fall asleep or miss something the boat could literally drift into rocks…or another yacht… people could die. That’s not an exaggeration. That’s just another Tuesday on charter🚨

🔻 But it’s not just standing there watching a screen. You’re rinsing the deck. Shammy-ing everything down. Putting away toys. Prepping the yacht so when the Captain and guests wake up everything looks perfect. You’re basically resetting the entire boat by yourself every single night 🫠

🔻 And here’s the part that really stings. You do all of that... go to bed at 8am... and while you’re sleeping someone wakes up and says “where did you put this? Or why didn’t you get to this?” You’re getting blamed for things while you’re unconscious. That’s the game 😤

🔻 My biggest piece of advice if you end up on night watch (and you will)... communicate. Leave notes. Tell the morning deckhand what you didn’t get to and why. Don’t let them wake up to surprises. Because silence gets you in more trouble than the truth ever will 🧠

🔻 When I first started I did a full month on nights in Croatia. I was green. I was stressed. But I also learned Italian during those shifts. Listened to podcasts. Used the quiet to actually get better at what I was doing. Night watch can break you or it can build you... that’s completely up to you 💪

🚀Comment FORMULA and I’ll send you the step by step system that shows you which certs to get (and which are a scam), how to write a CV Captains respond to, and how to land your first job in 4 to 6 weeks instead of burning savings for 3-6 months 🔥

You will serve Dom Perignon to guests at 11am while you have not had water since 6. You will plate wagyu for 12 people and eat crew mess pasta standing up in a hallway. You will iron sheets for a bed bigger than your cabin while your back screams and your stomach growls. And somehow... you will love it 😅

🔻Because here is the thing nobody tells you about this job. The chaos is the price of admission to a life most people only see on Instagram. You are eating that crew mess pasta in Monaco. You are dehydrated in the Bahamas. Your back hurts but you are getting paid to be somewhere that costs other people $20K a week to visit 🌊

🔻Meanwhile your friend back home just spent $27 on a sad desk salad and is replying to emails that could have been a meeting that could have been an email. They get two weeks off a year and spend one of them recovering from how tired they are 😴

🔻You get months off between seasons. You take your savings to Southeast Asia where $600 gets you a beach front bungalow on an island. Your days off are in ports most people put on a vision board and never see 🏝️

🔻The barrier to entry is embarrassingly low. Two certs. A CV that does not suck. And the balls to actually go. No degree. No connections. No stewardess course that costs $3000 and teaches you how to fold a napkin you could have Googled in 4 seconds 🤷‍♂️

🔻I came from engineering. Never touched a boat. 10+ years and 60 countries later I have coached 350+ crew from 50 countries into this career. Not one of them had a head start. They just stopped scrolling and started moving 💪

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The first time I saw a fuel receipt I thought it was a typo. It wasn’t 🫣 Filling up a Yacht cost more than most people’s cars. I once worked on a boat where the Atlantic crossing alone cost a million dollars. Just the fuel to get from Florida to the south of France. A million. To drive a boat across the ocean 🛥️

🔻 You’ll walk into a supermarket in Antibes to provision for charter and walk out with a $5,000 receipt like it’s a Tuesday. Because it is. And after a while you stop flinching. That’s the weird part. You get completely desensitized to numbers that would make your old self pass out. A $50,000 shipyard bill? That’s just maintenance🧾

🔻 The guests show up wearing watches worth more than your parents’ house. The owner’s wine collection is insured for more than you’ll earn in a decade. And you’re standing there in your polo and deck shoes making sure nobody scratches the tender that costs more than a flat in London. It’s a parallel universe and you just clock in and out of it like it’s normal 💰

🔻 The funniest part is you go home after a season and your mates are complaining about a $7 coffee and you’re sitting there thinking about the time the owner sent the helicopter to pick up sushi from a different island because the chef “just wasn’t cutting it” You can’t unsee this stuff. It rewires your brain permanently 🚁

🔻 If you want to be part of this world and you’re sitting there wondering how the hell you actually get on one of these boats, that’s exactly what my Yacht Crew Formula is for. I teach the exact opposite of what the yachting schools charge you thousands for. I save you money, hack your CV so you stand out, and get you hired fast even with zero experience. My crew are getting on boats in 4-6 weeks while everyone else has been applying for months 🧠

🔻 This lifestyle is real and it’s waiting for you but it won’t come find you 👀

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Yachting is not for everyone and I have no problem saying that 🫣 My 1st charter season on the Chef did not even make it past the first charter before freaking out and quitting.

🔻The Bosun did not have enough experience to lead a deck team that size with cameras in his face and a captain breathing down his neck. Throw in a crew of strangers who have never worked together and suddenly everything you do is on TV forever.

🔻There is no editing out your worst moment. No redo. It is a pressure cooker in every sense and you have to be actually insane to sign up for it 🤣

🔻 Would do it again? In a 💗 Two days before I was supposed to fly to Thailand I found out I was going to Saint Martin instead. All my plans changed in one afternoon. One text. One call. One captain who needed someone NOW. That is how fast this industry moves.

🔻You can feel completely down. Depressed. Convinced you will never get another job 😭 Then one message flips everything and suddenly you are packing a bag and getting on a plane the next morning.

🔻 Not everyone can handle that instability ⚡The whiplash is real. You think you have the next 2 months figured out. You have it all mapped out. And then the universe laughs at you. No notice. No warning. No time to mentally prepare. Just a boarding pass and a start time and a whole new life before your coffee goes cold.

🔻 But on the other side of instability is freedom 🏝️ The freedom to travel. The freedom to say yes to something you never planned. The freedom to land in a country you did not pick and realize it is exactly where you are supposed to be. The freedom to have your whole world flipped upside down and somehow end up happier than you were before. Being thrown into that season with zero prep was absolute chaos 😵‍💫

🔻 That is why I love this industry 🔮 It breaks you or it makes you. There is no middle ground. No safe option. No sitting in the comfort zone waiting for life to happen. You either adapt or you quit. You either roll with the chaos or the chaos rolls over you. And honestly? I would not have it any other way.

⬇️Drop a 🔥 if you would say yes in a heartbeat
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Rich kids on yachts will ruin every fantasy you ever had about being wealthy 🤯

🔻My first charter season in the Med, I thought I had it all figured out. Big boat. Beautiful places. Getting paid to be there. Then the families showed up, and I got a front-row seat to what extreme wealth actually looks like behind closed doors. And it ain’t what Instagram shows you 💀

🔻Some of these kids had everything. Private jets, unlimited toys, more money than most people will ever see in a lifetime. But their parents couldn’t name their favorite color. Their nannies raised them. The mom is miserable and unfulfilled. Their dad was on a conference call in the master suite while his kids screamed at us for not bringing their juice fast enough. Fingerprints and handprints all over the yacht we just spent 4 hours polishing. And you’re standing there thinking, “ Wow, you have everything literally and somehow you have nothing” 💔

🔻Then the next charter rolls in and it’s a completely different world. Dad’s in the water with his kids at 7 AM. Mom’s laughing with the crew. The kids say please and thank you and they’re curious about the boat and how everything works. And you realize this is what money looks like when it’s not about the money at all. It’s about the people 🥹

🔻That contrast will rewire your brain. You start seeing money differently. Success differently. You realize pretty fast that being rich doesn’t mean being happy, and being broke doesn’t mean being miserable. And you’re getting paid to learn these lessons from the inside while everyone else is watching it on TV

🔻This is the kind of s**t that changes how you think about your own life. What you want. What actually matters. And the craziest part is you can do this job with zero experience. You don’t need connections. You don’t need to blow your savings on a deckhand or stewardess courses & pray it works out ❌

🔻My Yacht Crew Formula gets you on a yacht fast. It hacks your CV (resume), so Captains actually read it, and saves you from wasting thousands on certs that don’t matter.

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